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| 2 really quick updates:
1. I now enjoy pickles with burgers
2. I finally found the Good Burger DVD. Seriously been looking for a while.
What do you know...they're both burger related. Completely unintentional.
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| So it turns out I've been posting to Microsoft Word for the past year
instead of Xanga. No wonder I haven't gotten any comments.
2005 came and went like a horse trying to escape from captivity.
Try summing it up in a few sentences and you'll jumble your words like jumbalaya on a hot summer day in cajun sweetness.
I'm back, and yes, the Warriors missed the playoffs for the 12th straight year.
I'm older, but still Newcastle is my favorite beer.
I'm wiser, never letting my path be driven by fear.
I'm cleansed, PTG providing flavor for my soul and for my ear.
Let's hear it for 2006!!
Yo mama's so old she was on the Raiders when they had 2 eyes.
$1000 Cash Moneyssss!!!!
PEACE. i'm outta here.
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| ANND NOW!!! THE STARTING LINEUP FOR YOUR GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS!!!!!!!!!
At power forward, hailing from Notre Dame, a "Usual Suspect"....TROY MURPHY!!!!
 
At small forward, a 4 year veteran from Duke, who also makes time to be Phoebe's boyfriend on F-R-I-E-N-D-S.....MIKE DUNLEAVY!!!
 
At Center, from Colgate, known for saying funny phrases such as, 'SSSSSSMOKIN!'....ADONAL FOYLE!!!
 
At point guard from UCLA, hater of George Bush, and the Ultimate beat making machine....BARON DAVIS!!!!!
 
And at shooting guard, averaging 22.2 points this season, almost a
decade after winning a couple Super Bowl rings....the
"playmaker"....JASON RICHARDSON!!!!
 
Substituting for Baron Davis, a teddy bear formerly from the
lakers. All he needs is the hat to become a rapper. Derek
Fisher!!!!!"
 
Subbing for Dunleavy, he's european, and is a perfect fit for a duet with Fisher. GO GO GO Zarko Cabarkapa!!!!!!
 
Coming into the game for Adonal Foyle, "Heh heh heh. heh heh heh. FIRE!." ....ANDRIS BIEDRINS!!!!!
 
WARRIORS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| So Google gave away free tickets to check out Harry Potter. Some people were thrilled. Some weren't.
googlebev: i hope harry potter dies in this one, so there's no chance for harry in the future
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| Dedicated to Jason Villaverde:
A great story can be found below. First is the abbreviated version. Second is the full story. Enjoy.
FredMeansWell: I barfed all over myself
broogledotcom: where?
FredMeansWell: in Mark's benz
broogledotcom: oooooooooof
FredMeansWell: I knew I wouldn't make it so I threw up inside my shirt
broogledotcom: ILL!!!!
FredMeansWell: now you know why I tucked in
broogledotcom: dude that's SICK.
broogledotcom: and then what?
FredMeansWell: no shit
FredMeansWell: I basically threw away the shirt I was wearing
broogledotcom: HAHAHAHA
FredMeansWell: no way I'm cleaning it
FredMeansWell: I considered send it to a dry cleaners but I think they would refuse my business
FredMeansWell: not worth the $1.50 to clean a dress shirt with barf chunks
FredMeansWell: that's why they have the rule of refusing service to anyone
lolopepe: how's that barf
shirt?
lolopepe: hahaha
FredMeansWell: probably my nastiest moment in life
FredMeansWell: all for my hommie
lolopepe: but honorable
FredMeansWell: I have one less white tee and B.Republic shit in my closet now
FredMeansWell: shirt
lolopepe: thats the funniest thing i've
ever heard
lolopepe: what a sacrifice
FredMeansWell: I kept it in my shirt cause I didn't want to mess up Mark's car
FredMeansWell: I tuck in for a reason
lolopepe: did you take your shirt off
first?
lolopepe: then barf into it?
FredMeansWell: nope
FredMeansWell: I lifted the collar and went all out
lolopepe: holy shit
lolopepe: you barfed onto your body?
FredMeansWell: think of it as a barf belt
FredMeansWell: it was pretty nasty
lolopepe: sick
lolopepe: you had barf on your bare chest?
FredMeansWell: I still don't feel right even now
FredMeansWell: yup
lolopepe: some people have that as a fetish
actually
FredMeansWell: like an episode of the howard stern show
lolopepe: exactly
lolopepe: hahaha
lolopepe: did you ask him to pull over?
FredMeansWell: nah
FredMeansWell: 1 minute we were talking
FredMeansWell: the next minute, my dinner was on my stomach
rather than in my stomach
lolopepe: thats the sickest thing i've ever
heard dude
lolopepe: ILL
FredMeansWell: yeah
FredMeansWell: I would say don't tell anyone but then again, we
are fellas
lolopepe: too late for that dude
lolopepe: i have to blog this conversation
FredMeansWell: YES
lolopepe: too bad there aren't pictures
FredMeansWell: For once, I am the topic of a conversation
FredMeansWell: no shit
lolopepe: dude how did you walk into the
house then?
lolopepe: shirtless?
FredMeansWell: once in a lifetime moment
FredMeansWell: nah, I was hugging myself to keep it in
FredMeansWell: ask mark about it
lolopepe: ILL
FredMeansWell: only a little got on his car
FredMeansWell: it could have been worse
FredMeansWell: really worse
lolopepe: no way dude
lolopepe: yacking on his floormat is better than
your body
FredMeansWell: it was a spur of the moment reaction
lolopepe: so you walk in to your house with
barf dripping down your torso...then what
FredMeansWell: my first reaction was to keep it in
FredMeansWell: hit the showers
lolopepe: what there dripping down the
legs?
FredMeansWell: and threw away the mess
lolopepe: into the undies?
FredMeansWell: a little
FredMeansWell: most of it was in the shirt
lolopepe: did evelyn see you?
FredMeansWell: yeah
FredMeansWell: I needed her help
FredMeansWell: she said she almost threw up
lolopepe: HAHAHA...
lolopepe: i can't take this shit anymore!
FredMeansWell: she couldn't sleep after helping me
FredMeansWell: I can only wish I were making this up
lolopepe: next time just barf in the car
and pay for the cleaning dude
FredMeansWell: I know
lolopepe: who barfs on themselves as the #1
option?
lolopepe: SICK
How's lunch, everyone?
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